Tabloids: Palace shocker â Duchess Kate is nice (and her son may be weird)
|Toronto Star 16 Jun 2019 at 19:56|
Moment of truth: Pauley Perrette tweeted that sheâs âterrifiedâ of former NCIS co-star Mark Harmon after saying she was âphysically assaultedâ on set. On the same page, US alludes to the sex bench that Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson were seen carrying home. This is all verifiable actual news that I forgot about. What is happening to you, US?
Cover: Bradley Cooperâs old relationship is over and the mags couldnât be any happier â not if Jennifer Aniston got pregnant, not if Robert Wagner died. No evidence yet that heâs dating Stefani Germanotta, alias Lady Gaga, but fans demand it be so, so In Touch offers anonymous allegations while us fans argue over their couple name: Brafani Coomanotta or Stedley Gerper?
Pale rider: Madonnaâs tour rider is published and is disgracefully reasonable â no kitten wranglers or M&M sorting. Trickiest item is a massage table, both reasonable and easily borrowed/adapted from Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson.
Cover: OMG! PS: Angelina Jolie and Keanu Reevesâ date hasnât, you know, actually happened.
Madge of honour: Since one company owns all these mags, itâs no surprise that Star also has a piece on Madonnaâs tour rider BUT they found the choice bit: She insists on new, never-used toilets. This is the one youâd ask for, too; somewhere, Mariah Carey is slapping her forehead.